[Zell fumbles to turn on the Guide, not used to dealing with hooves, but after hitting a few random settings, he finally manages to turn on a normal video feed. His usually neat room looks pretty trashed, and he does not look very pleased at all.]Hey, this is just one o' those random things the ship does every once in a while, right? 'Cause it's ( Read more... )

[At first, the screen shows what appears to be the inside of a mouth. Yes, a mouth. It appears to be trying to eat the Guide, but fortunately, there are no teeth. Of course, the sound of chomping is most prominent, but there's clearly some loud crying going on in the background. Suddenly, Zell's voice is added to the noise.]What the--?! HEY ( Read more... )

[Actually, this new environment doesn't bother Zell too much at all. This whole jungle atmosphere is very similar to the training center back at Garden, so he's taking this opportunity to practice some of his moves on those hostile jungle creatures ( Read more... )

[Zell shows up on the screen, looking a bit too excited as he munches on a hot dog. You can easily tell from the background that he's in a back room at Hot Diggity Dog, his place of employment this month. So far, he's mostly been eating the food instead of selling it.]Oh man, you guys, this is the best job EVER!! I get to eat all the hot dogs I ( Read more... )

[What an unfortunate time for the Guide to randomly turn on. Zell is currently working his new job that he accidentally signed up for. There is no way he would ever agree to doing this on purpose. This month, he is a model for Sexy Furries, and he's dressed up like a sexy moomba. It's clear he must want his paycheck pretty badly if he's gone ( Read more... )

[Zell appears on the screen looking energetic and enthusiastic, as usual, but it's not hard to see there's a hint of worry in his expression as well.]They said the other ship's got more refugees like us!! YO, SQUALL! An' everyone else too! You guys there ( Read more... )

[Zell pops up on the screen, looking as lively as ever.]

Yo, Thor!! So, I been thinkin'...

Back home, I was a mercenary, and I'm a real good fighter! I know sometimes goin' out on the planets can get kinda dangerous an' stuff, so if any o' you guys need help or protection or somethin', lemme know! I'll take care of any bad guys, no problem! ( Read more... )

[Thanks to Zell's current antics, the Guide has been jostled enough to fall to the ground and turn on. He's on the Sigrun, and very much ignoring the advice not to panic. In fact, he is panicking quite a bit. Zell's more of a guy for action, rather than thinking, which is why his current plan isn't working out too well. He is in the middle of a ( Read more... )

[To everyone else, this place might look incredibly bizarre, but to Zell, it's completely normal and very realistic. He's standing in the lobby of his school, Balamb Garden, talking to a couple other students wearing navy blue uniforms.]

You guys really beat the sorceress? Just the six of you?!

What was it like?!It was REAL tough, but we showed ( Read more... )

[A very excited Zell is sitting in his room, looking wide-eyed into the Guide.]Oh man, this is my first time EVER visiting an alien planet! This is so cool, I can't wait to check it out! Buuuut, I looked it up in this weird electronic book-thing they gave us, and based on that and the stuff the captain said, I dunno if I really wanna go to a ( Read more... )